Smiler or Smiter: the choice is clear
Here’s food for thought: Google the term “she was always smiling” (a popular, if brainless, way to eulogize the departed) and you’ll get over 234,000 hits.
Oddly, the figure goes up for men: change “she” to “he” and you get a whopping 357,000 hits.
The message is clear: The curmudgeons shall inherit the earth.
Growl on, good people. Growl on.
— Dr Smiter