Ask the Grammar Smiter
A bit of wisdom from one of my Anonymous Learned Sources:
“Those of us who fall into the world of hi-tech should take note of the importance of correct grammar. I have noticed that many who text message & email have forgotten the ‘art’ of capitalization.
“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”
— Exit Smiter, laughing hysterically.